beard your mum

too fool an oponent into beliving an untruth. also insult

when a friend is looking for somthing tell them "its behind you" when you know it isnt, as they turn round you proclaim, beard your mum.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

suck your mum

its a insult used buy chavs, road men and 12 year olds

Road man 1 : Oi mandem you been chatting shit bout me
Road man 2 : suck your mum bruv ill shank you up ting

by dingdongthewickedwitchisdead October 5, 2020

suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

by dicking April 13, 2022

thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.

"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017

flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.

Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF

by WisdomWords69696969 July 14, 2021