your mother

lovely woman, my wife

“i smashed your mother”

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

your mother

a milf

“everyone loves your mother”

by your mothers wife July 14, 2023

Your mother

No u.
Basically if someone insults u saying "your mother" is a amazing way to put them in there place :>

Trump stan: your wrong

A normal person: your mother

by I don't have one sorry November 18, 2020

Your Mother

The ultimate insult for a 4th grader

The Tiger: You are too ugly

Kid: Your Mother would disagree with your statement that you are making, claiming that I am ugly when in fact I am not.

by LargeHog November 30, 2020

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!!

a fat piece of shit

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! just caused a great traffic blockade on the highway!
LOL!!!!!!!1

by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020