yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017

fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Yoda

Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs

OH FUCK ITS YODA GET OFF THE ROAD

by THE PHONE BOIIIII AND THE GANG March 11, 2020

baby yoda

god

praise baby yoda

by <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<: February 27, 2020

Black Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda that is black

My friend: Black Baby Yoda

by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023

Baby yoda

It’s the worst meme to ever exist, a popular opinion of it is that many people would eat baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda is a picture of the baby version of the popular star wars character yoda and many people find it cute, exept the meme is very bad

Damn dude, I would surely eat baby yoda

by A real smart person! December 4, 2019

Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024