Yoda CBT

If God Created CBT then who created CBME?

Can your you ever be redeemed by Yoda CBT or will you fail?

by TentacleSama May 11, 2023

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yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017

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Yoda Flip

Combination of Jedi Flip (LSD, Shrooms, and Ecstacy) with Weed. Also could be a yogi flip with shrooms!

I had a profound experience off the Yoda Flip

by Anonymous Yogi December 24, 2024

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Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

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Baby yoda

It’s the worst meme to ever exist, a popular opinion of it is that many people would eat baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda is a picture of the baby version of the popular star wars character yoda and many people find it cute, exept the meme is very bad

Damn dude, I would surely eat baby yoda

by A real smart person! December 4, 2019

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