windows 2000

Probably the only fast and stable OS Microsoft has ever made. Windows 2000 (aka: Win2k) is based on the NT 5.0 kernel and is the predecessor to Windows XP, it's obese cousin.

Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.

Being both fast and stable, this was contrary to Microsoft's commitment to bloated and buggy software, so Windows XP was released to address the issues with Windows 2000.

by generic June 27, 2005

windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work

Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update

by mister November 12, 2003

Windows Vista

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This disc robbertion bus written bye Microsoft's speach recycling program, abby veil on Windows Vista full-stop delete that backspace backspace select all delete that exit speech recognition
Source: Rititititchie, New Britland

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007

windoze

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

by bob dexter August 18, 2016

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011

wendoly

A girl with a good sense of humor beautiful eyes good friend

Danm look at those eyes her name must be wendoly

by Ibaby_gurl July 12, 2017

Windows 10

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.

GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.

by VirusFirewall October 7, 2015