Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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shit read

Any form of literature used while taking a shit.
Man, this magazine will make a good shit read. Don't you think Sherrif?
by Stu $ June 13, 2008
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Read Rage

When someone continues reading the next paragraph in a hurry to prevent the next person from reading. Usually when a group is reading together.
John: "And that's what started the Civil War."
Chase: *Deep breath before reading*
John: "But we can further analyze the incident with..."
Chase: Wow John has read rage.
by SpinBang March 06, 2007
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North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said
Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.
by Jizz McLongballs February 16, 2011
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Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!
by gee and l April 25, 2011
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get read

Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"
Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface
by lowtierhero December 11, 2013
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reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.
by wildcat February 09, 2005
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