Graham Rage

The common angry reaction after getting beaten on Fifa by a crap player

G I need to get an new xbox controller

L why?

G I had a bout of Graham rage last night and threw it against the wall after this

Bugger only had 1 shot on target and beat me 1-0

by Dw86 January 11, 2020

Moonlight Graham

When you pretend to someone that you didn't see something but you really did

Sandy: Are you telling me you can't see the numbers?

Ben: What numbers? I don't see anything?

(Indistinct crowd cheering)

Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?

Ben: Are you feeling ok?

20 mins later...

Ben: 12:24!

Sandy I knew it...

Ben: Ok, i admit it scared me a little.

Sandy: You pulled a "Moonlight Graham". Nice try.

by mysterylight44 January 21, 2020

Graham

Graham, the type of guy that lies to women,if ur in a relationship with him and can’t find him he’s usually in another woman’s bed,he lies through his teeth and waste of time generally the biggest cheat in Gloucester

Someone: do u know where I might find graham

Me: in my bed who’s asking

by @tellingthetruth April 12, 2020

Owen Graham

A skinny person who looks like a spaghetti pasta in the fact that he has a meatball on his head and that he is as skinny as a noodle.

I want to eat Owen Graham.

by ur boi123 March 7, 2020

Tasman Graham

A sexy guy with beutiful hair and a amazing body

Oh wow wouldn’t you wanna be Tasman Graham

by Dirty t789 March 11, 2020

Graham

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.

1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo

by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020

Cody Graham

The kinda guy that buys a motorcycle and talks about it all the time even though he can't ride it by himself. Generally brags about working in the union and smokes pall mall cigarettes that he bums off his dad.

I met cody Graham yesterday. He kept talking about his motorcycle, but I'd be surprised if he can ride a 10 speed.

by Vaun_rippedyamom2316 September 10, 2020