Wii-tard

Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.

While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.

Wii-tard by Dr. KB December 23, 2008

wii hangover  

wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating

dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"

dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover

wii hangover by gay for tina fey February 17, 2009

Wii-Tarded 

The act of getting down with the Wii until it gets Wii-Tarded up in here.

Grant: Yo nigs, where you at?
Patrick: I'm getting Wii-Tarded!!!!!

...

Grant: Shit is mad gay.
Patrick: Nu-uh you're gay.

Wii-Tarded by Gpopper. March 4, 2010

wii-kend 

The weekend for geeks and gamers, action packed with video games and masturbation.

"I can't wait for the wii-kend, I'm gonna play video games and masturbate to anime till it hurts!"

wii-kend by Larry Sellers December 11, 2006

wii-arm 

the arm which gets really sore from playing to much wii.

got the nintendo wii last night. played wii sports for four straight hours. woke up the next day and my wii-arm was felt like the tin man.

wii-arm by robtfakktor February 14, 2007

wii want fries 

A phrase to be chanted during Wii bowling when a player gets a split. If the split is picked up, the expectation is that the bowler will purchase french fries for the other competitors.

-Oh shit, I've got a 7-10 split.
-Wii want fries! Wii want fries! Wii want fries!

wii want fries by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007

Wii hog 

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

Wii hog by Teh_YogiBear July 22, 2008