whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

sack-whack

The sack-whack is a sexual maneuver which is preformed mid-coitus between two, consenting or non-consenting individuals, with at least one of them (the receiver) being a male. The initiator (male or female) sits astride their partner (male) while receiving anal or vaginal penetration. When the initiator feels his/her partner is on the cusp of climaxing they will perform a quick, albeit sharp, open or closed handed strike against their partner’s scrotum. If performed correctly, this act will undoubtedly stave off the male’s orgasm and allow for a lengthier period of sexual stimulation for the initiator.

Bill: What happened with you and Sandy last night?
Tyrone: I had to sneep that bitch after she gave me a sack-whack.
Bill: Yeah, and then what happened?
Tyrone: We both felt awful, so we had a make up sandish.
Bill: Awesome!

by lammdawg April 24, 2008

wickedy whack

A term describing someone who is more then just regular whack.

Pat is so wickedy whack, he gets fisted in the ass by his mother all the time.

by Peter Carr June 11, 2006

wiggity whack

when something is out of control.

"Holy hell, that gangsta be wiggity whack."

by Teffalicious May 13, 2005

Jack Whacking

It's when you crush up a whole bunch of Adderall and mix it with some silky smooth lotion and or Vaseline. Then apply it to your penis with strong strokes. Soon you will have the hardest, biggest raging boner ever possible making you able to bone what ever you want all night!

Barbra,"my boy lasted all night last night and his dick was much thicker than normal,"
Debra, " i bet he was jack whacking before"
Barbra, " ya i bet, he normally comes as soon as my mouth touches his dick."

by Jack Whacking Bro July 16, 2010

chubble whack

–verb (used with object)
1. to strike one's member with a smart, resounding blow or blows to a female's forehead, like snapping a towel.

*Regional Slang: Vulgar. Indiana Jones Style. I heard they chubble whack indiana jones style south of wilson, nc.

–noun
2. a smart, resounding blow, a forceful whip: a chubble whack right on her forehead.
3. informal. a reminisce: remember when i chubble whacked your mom?

-combination phrases
4. combo. teabag into a chubble whack: the simple act of combining a nasal teabag and a chubble whack. most popularly used after intercourse and/or climax.

-social pseudonyms
5. chubble whackster; one who chubble whacks. did you hear about brian? i heard he was a chubble wackster. yeah, he's so cool. my neighbor is a chubble whackster too, i wish i could be like him.

1. I only chubble whack my girlfriend on weekends, otherwise her forehead is red when she goes to work in the morning.

2. Tim used to be an avid chubble whackster until he got all serious with Renee.

by Roy Marvin October 18, 2008

crack is whack

A term coined by Whitney Houston in an interview by Barbara Walters. Whitney Houston was denying her drug addiction by citing the simple fact that she can afford to do BETTER drugs.

"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack." Whitney Houston

by Joe Monty September 23, 2008