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weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...
Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!
by El Guapo April 14, 2004
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driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012
mugGet the driver's license weightmug.

vagina weight

A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom's vagina weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time I tasted my golden retriever's seminal fluids.
by Jonesy Tomas October 24, 2008
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faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.
David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...
by Intraweb October 14, 2005
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steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.
Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!
by Centrality April 10, 2003
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Weight Room Tool

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.
Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool
by str8dipped July 3, 2010
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punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?
by ratsbackside August 31, 2017
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