Vulture

Another word for an “opportunists”, Someone who will go after another man’s female when the opportunity presents itself.

Vulture: “drunk johnny notices mikes girl is alone”, since he doesn’t have a girl for himself he try’s to rizz her up.

by NevaTrustABih July 23, 2023

Vulture

A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.

Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.

Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.

Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.

Willy D is a vulture

by Uncle father April 6, 2023

Catholic celebrity culture vulture

One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.

When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.

by LizzY23 April 23, 2023

Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.

Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier

by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023

vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020

Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020