Carl Vasiljev

gooner

stop being a carl vasiljev

by anonymous August 19, 2025

Winter Vaseline

Vicks vaporub, a soothing, cooling lubricant.

Put some winter vaseline on those chapped bits.

by unholio February 6, 2026

Marina and vasilis

THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

SEXY HOT CUTE

EVERYBODY WANTS A TRIO WITH THEM

Kinky and badASSESS I love them

Yeah marina and vasilis are the best couple ikr

by thebestamericanever November 20, 2021

pull a classic Vasily

To bail out on a plan at the last minute.

We made plans to go swimming but he pull a classic Vasily!

by Ronyn900 August 9, 2022

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024