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Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.
My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Harlington Upper School

A place that is so bad that nobody wants to go.
Me: "noooooo I have to go to Harlington Upper School"
Everyone: "noooooooo"
by Steelwood October 25, 2017
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upper arm theory

The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.
"Damn dude, the upper arm theory predicts your bitch will be fat by the time she is 30"
by AphtorShok August 28, 2006
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upper lip

the correct way to describe you're top lip. This is a very biteable area of the body and is perfect for jokes. Your upper lip deserves the most and is best used for sex
Chase : whats that smell ?
kylie : your upper lip !

* crowd chants in laughter
by kykhuju December 12, 2019
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Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.
Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.
by Nannerpus February 15, 2009
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Upper Ninety

The most exstreme source of lippage humanly possible. When one comences to take a fatty dipper and stick up at a degree of upper ninty. This upper ninety must require skill from years possibly months of practie. The ultimate lipper was once done by a red headed prodigy by the name of NICK BIRKY.
Lippers and dippers and flippers and slippers........ No Rob shut quit im doing it ....... Rob ........ Fuck you lawlor......... ok guys are you ready. Ok just one sec..... ok ...... Upper Ninety
by Nick Birky December 4, 2003
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upper ninety

Rob did u catch that fatty uppre ninety
by Nick Birky December 4, 2003
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