unicorn zone

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.

John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."

by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015

GQMF UNICORN PRINCESSES

A FABULOUS GROUP OF ONLINE TROLL-WARRIORS AND HARD-PARTIERS. THEY LISTEN TO ERASURE AND BANGS, TALK ABOUT HOT MEN, AND SPARKLE LIKE NO OTHERS. SOME OF THEM ARE PART-TIME GAY MEN. ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME.

ZACH QUINTO: HEY, DID YOU HERE ABOUT THOSE GQMF UNICORN PRINCESSES?

CHRIS PINE: HELL YEAH, I DID. I WANNA TAKE ALL THOSE BITCHES TO THE MOVIES.

by CHRISSAFER May 12, 2010

Unicorn Talk

Flirtations, sexual, or intimate advances that will not come to fruition. Typically on the internet via instant messaging two parties are talking and one makes comments about things that will never happen or have a very low chances of occuring. These low chances of fruition are typically barred by distance, attraction, or status.

Guy in Moscow: You are hot!
Girl in LA: Thanks, so are you!
Guy in Moscow: What are you doing?
Girl in LA: Relaxing at home.
Guy in Moscow: Wish I could help you relax some more.
Girl in LA: That would be sweet - tee hee.
Guy in Moscow: Can I come over and give you a massage?
Girl in LA: Ummm.. and you're 10,000 miles away.. so cut the Unicorn Talk and talk real or get on a plane and put out or just shut up.
Guy in Moscow: Oh, sorry! Didn't realize I was dealing with such a fine sophisticate with a good head on her shoulders! Guy in Moscow: So what bands are you into?
Girl in LA: Only the good stuff: Owl City, Dragonette, Stevie Nicks..

by hadrianm August 26, 2009

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

unicorntastic

The definition of feeling so happy that you want to run around and fly in the sky like a unicorn(depends on which version of unicorn, that is your choice to make).

"I'm so happy, I feel so.... unicorntastic!" said John.

by Anonymous192 August 25, 2013

Unicornish

Awesomely unicorn-like. Wonderfully doodley. Very rainbowish. Amazing in general.

"I like cheese!"

"That's so Unicornish!"

" I like to doodle!'

"That is extremely unicornish!"

by cheesemustache3 October 14, 2013