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Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...
Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...
by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012
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Twilight

That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019
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Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex
Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex
by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018
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Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.
That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.
by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016
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Twilight

The best movie ever omg omg

See next- SARCASM
Twilight? Omg watching people sleep isn’t creepy anymore!!
by Spider Fan July 10, 2019
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Twilight

This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires

Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010
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Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.
I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.
by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015
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