Twilight

STUPID BOOKS AND MOVIES

MLIAer hate (Twilight)

by MLIA:) January 25, 2011

Twilight

This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires

Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it

Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!

by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010

Twilightitis

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.

John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.

by cadtel July 13, 2010

Twilight

A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.

Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.

Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.

Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf

Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games

by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014

Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015

Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.

That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.

by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016

Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex

Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business”
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex”

by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018