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Twilight

(Note: This is a definition of the book, not the time)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!

Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
Needless to say, I didn’t enjoy reading Twilight.
by heqgviufq January 24, 2018
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Twilight

1. A time of day

2. For the series, also see shit
Stupid 12-year-old: I love Twilight
God: *smite*
by Unicakes November 18, 2011
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Twilight

That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019
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Twilight

Twilight is known to send signals to your brain that when you go to sleep you'll have nightmares about Edward!
by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018
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Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex
Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex
by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018
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Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.
That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.
by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016
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Twilight

The best movie ever omg omg

See next- SARCASM
Twilight? Omg watching people sleep isn’t creepy anymore!!
by Spider Fan July 10, 2019
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