Tryston

A dang dummy who uses Urban Dictionary as a source for his arguments on facebook

Person: "I sure hate racists and Nazis!"

Tryston: "The real problem in America is anti-white racism!! I saw it on Urban Dictionary"

by xxSMILE:Dxx August 15, 2017

Tristan

A guy who's Fucking retarded and has a small penis

I was walking to the store and seen tristan

by Romancondom89 June 20, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a creepy person who is always looking at you when you least expect it. He will usually have brown hair and be quite short. Tristan is smart and friendly when you get to know him. If your a boy! He can be friends will girls, just not as often. He can be really funny, and he likes to tell jokes and create memes and absolutely LOVES selfies! (Pictures) He likes to look at himself in the mirror, and loves to fix up his hair. (Just not around people) he loves video games and pretty much every bit of technology he can get his hands on! He will spend most of his time on technology or doing home work. He is a teachers pet and most people like him. Not MANY people find him easy to fall in love with! But he can be severely hated by some people and can be rejected!

Samantha: "Oh look its Tristan!"
Courtney: "Oh...."
Jacinta: "He's doing that weird look again!"
Samantha: "Oh no!"
Courtney: " Look the other way!"
Jacinta: "Haha!"
(All this was said in a good way)

by Cortz123 June 3, 2013

Tristan Syndrome

When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women

Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome

by Hangoner February 4, 2013

Tristan Johnson

Gay ass loser who likes choads

Wow ,he’s such a Tristan Johnson !

by Ilikeyourmomlol March 1, 2018

Tristan

A retard who needs to get his head out of his ass. Needs to get a girlfriend that isn't all in his head. Overall just needs to get a life.

Tristan is such a retard and needs friends

by No life radar July 24, 2018

Tristan

A short, lightskinned bitch, who is very whiny and that claims he is 5'5 but in reality is 5'3, and also is a short bitch

Tristan is short

by Billy Yhompson June 29, 2018