The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.
Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!
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