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Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Sinister Stanleymug.

Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong
Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong
by Yelnats May 23, 2020
mugGet the Uphill Stanleymug.

Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
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Stanley

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
Your being a right Stanley innit
by I was ok March 1, 2022
mugGet the Stanleymug.

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.
"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"
by name.definition May 17, 2023
mugGet the An Izaac Stanleymug.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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