Tide pod

A detergent that can go with any food and tastes like the heavens and a substances that you can even shove in your ass.

"I dont have time to live please send help to this address Fawk ka ya muda "
We're talking away my tide pod

I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh the things that you say
Is it live or
Just to play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day
I'll be gone (take on me)
In a day

by Eat Ta my Ars February 16, 2018

Ocean Tide

Rough sex performed on a woman by another woman

Jonathan: "Hey, did you hear that Ashley and Sarah were in an ocean tide?"
Mark: Really?
Jonathan: Yeah man

by Salmonellapple January 3, 2024

tide mouse

a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.

quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho

by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

Rising Tide Charter School

The worst school in the state of Massachusetts. If you want your child to be around goofy ass kids that don't play sports and play video games all day go here. Also if you want your child to not be comfortable in school RT is the school for you. Lastly if you want your child to be under more stress than a middle aged woman in her mid life crisis you should definitely send your kid to rising tide the shitiest joke of a school to ever be created.

If you want your kid to commit suicide send them to Rising Tide Charter School.

by Joe Ingles sniffs lizards February 4, 2021