eli thompson

Well known community trooper, appears often in Liriks stream.

Eli thompson: Need a ride mr. barksdale?
Avon: oh fuck!!

by av0n thompson April 19, 2017

Thompson

Someone who is addicted to gay porn but denies it

They search a man orgi on pornhub and get caught out by the friend but deny it.
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*

by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020

Marcellus Thompson

A man who owns a meme page on Instagram and has a decent following who also has a abnormally large penis

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn

Person 1: “Omg who is that guy he’s so hot”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right”

by NGMARSH November 22, 2021

Tylar Thompson

1. Thy have felt the warm caress of a womans touch

Every group has a tylar Thompson!

by Christianthegreat-turtletits June 13, 2023

Emma Thompson

Most thoughtful, kind, loving, wise, and badass woman in the whole world. She is definitely a keeper and someone who will keep you in check. She also has a good sense of humor. She slays.

"IS THAT EMMA THOMPSON?!"
"Heck yeah, she is so amazing!"
"Word!"

by bigfanofu09 May 16, 2023

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.

I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.

by r/treefookers February 7, 2024