A tall lazy guy who talks about politics and is usually wrong about them. Also helps out a lot. He won a pound of bacon because of it, no joke.
by Bry-shizzle August 1, 2010
Get the Thomas mug.He is a guy of pale skin and usually on the taller side , he can have many good features and personality traits , but watch out . Thomas is a player he will try and get girls for one thing and that is to satisfy him in many different ways, although he seems like a good guy in the beginning if u can satsfiy his 7 in penis he will crush ur heart and make u feel like total shit , even though you did nothing wrong. Thomas is demanding , and unable to take care of himself.
"Thomas asked my parents if he could propose , but he then told me he found some one else a day later " "that Thomas is a cheater"
by the_one_that_got_away May 29, 2015
Get the Thomas mug.A tall, muscular, funny teenage boy who longs to fit in with the crowd. He obtains friends with his sense of humor, good personality, and exaggerated looks (ie, full lips, long hair, big eyes, etc.) He will give whatever it takes to make friends, because deep down, he is insecure about his small penis, usually ranging from 3-5 inches.
Nick: He is so funny. I don't see how anyone wouldn't like him. But he does have a really small dick.
Adam: Yeah, he's such a Thomas.
Adam: Yeah, he's such a Thomas.
by froggy95 April 22, 2010
Get the Thomas mug.An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.
by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019
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by asdfghjkl;9 May 13, 2018
Get the Thomas mug.Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.
He also has a 10 foot dic-
He also has a 10 foot dic-
by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018
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