Man: road her hard and put her away wet.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
Friend: well bro , it doesn't count unless she has a snail trail.
by Cammy11 July 03, 2017
A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.
by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022
buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 08, 2016
When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 16, 2020
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 17, 2014
When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
by TheAssSnatcher January 15, 2022