Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
Get the living possummug. The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
Get the Oli-Possummug. by Dweber September 4, 2022
Get the Awesome Possummug. Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possumsmug. by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
Get the Possum-Smellin’mug. by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
Get the Possummug. by DaScandinavian June 29, 2015
Get the awesome possum blossommug.