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poof-malooph

someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.

Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011
mugGet the poof-maloophmug.

cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.
So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?
by Gypsychic February 28, 2008
mugGet the cracky poofsmug.

Poof

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof
by HeadStoner October 21, 2022
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Poof

For folk that are gay/Bent including the names Cullen Dunn, Mark Scott
by Gay/Poof November 4, 2016
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Poof

Historically used to describe homosexual men in Australia, but these days poof is more commonly used as a form of light hearted banter... if another bloke is a bit soft, annoying, over sensitive, emotional, or just flat out being pussy... then he’s a poof.
If Simon leaves the party early he’s a fucking poof!
by AussieFap October 25, 2019
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poof

by bobtaco123 February 28, 2022
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Poof

That boy is a mad poof
by Ya boi angus December 2, 2018
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