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Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.
I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!
by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023
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hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
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Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
by Trw92a April 23, 2024
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match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass
by Nalothisal June 7, 2019
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cheeky match

Cheeky matching, ah, cheeky matching. A concept as elusive as a particularly nimble squirrel on a particularly slippery day. It's a dance, a pas de deux of sorts, between items, between people, perhaps even between ideas.
There's a wink, a nudge, a subtle suggestion of connection, a shared secret whispered in the language of design or circumstance. It's the unexpected harmony, the surprising rhyme, the playful echo in a world often dominated by the mundane. It's not merely similarity, no, it's something more, a spark ignited by juxtaposition, a connection forged in the crucible of creativity.
But to truly grasp its essence, one must delve deeper, into the labyrinthine corridors of style, taste, and perhaps even a touch of audacity.
by CheekyMatcher August 18, 2024
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Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
She has mix match kids.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
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match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!
by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023
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