The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
Get the The Manny Doctrinemug. 1. One who acts on taking advantage of others in sexual misconduct, harrasment or assualt either at work or in social environments either while wasted or high.
2. A sexual display or act that should have gone incognito, but rather the opposite
2. A sexual display or act that should have gone incognito, but rather the opposite
1. Wow Bill is pretty faded, looks like he's got a case of the mannys again. We better take him home
2. Damn it Bills got the mannys again, his wife is going to kill him.
2. Damn it Bills got the mannys again, his wife is going to kill him.
by Bill4U March 3, 2021
Get the Case of the mannymug. batty boy 😏 🍆
by thatniggamannynot4PF May 16, 2021
Get the Mannymug. by NUNYABIDNESS April 12, 2019
Get the Mannymug. When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.
by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023
Get the Manny postmug. Loud, rambunctious, but has a kind and forgiving personality. Though he’s not always seen as the smartest, his humor and kindness makes up for what he lacks
by define_sassy January 31, 2020
Get the Mannymug. A male nanny, typically with long, shoulder length hair, who is really pursuing his art career on the side.
When I was a kid, I had a hippie named Ben as my manny, who was saving up money to start an art studio.
by Bottlecap April 19, 2018
Get the Mannymug.