Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

Jake

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi

you fat man Jake switch of genji

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017

Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh

Jake is even cooler.

by Nina Q May 25, 2016

Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!

Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit

by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019

Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019