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Cowboys deluxe

A 12 inch dildo that’s wrapped in barb wire and screwed up your anus while yelling yee haw
by Sillkneegrow February 25, 2020
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Rhinhole Cowboy

A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.

The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 20, 2017
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cowboy brazilian

When two men wax each others buttholes and then do some ass play afterwards.
Mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?
by Your dogs sex toy January 10, 2014
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Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.
That cowboy kid sure gets in a lot of trouble;
Hey look!!; there goes that cowboy kid
by J-dog28 January 6, 2021
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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
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Keyboard Cowboys

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020
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Kenyan Cowboy

A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"

"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
by P3ppermint April 8, 2022
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