The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

by Darthfett May 13, 2023

Kick Brass

To Kick Ass

Its time to kick brass and take names!

by UrbanFreedomFran July 27, 2023

Brass Verdict

When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.

"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"

by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023

Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

tingling brass

A sexual position in which you grab the shaft of a man and move your hand up and down like a ringing a bell. Usually quite painful.

Man 1 : Why is that man walking funny?
Man 2 : his wife caught him cheating and so she gave him a tingling brass.

Man 1 : Ouch!

by ChristmasPancake March 31, 2020

Brass

Grim, ugly, not nice, disgusting, gross.

Ugh that sandwich was brass.

What is that smell, that is brass!!!

by Psych100 June 18, 2020

Brass paloma

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).

We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.

by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020