Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022