Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

Target

Term for a recreational marijuana dispensary used when traveling with a group of people for work; most of whom are squares. In general this occurs between the two people in the group who smoke.

Can also be used via work instant messenger to discuss such places in code.

Hey Gus; after we are done with work here I have to run to Target as I ran out of toothpaste. Did you want to come along?

by Webzombie March 4, 2019

Target

A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!

I can't leave TARGET. I am addicted.
Let's go to Target Now.

by #Youtube May 21, 2022

Target Run

Slang for "I Want it in the Ass."

Guy A: Hey, wanna go on a target run?
Guy B: you know it.

by asiimov March 16, 2022

Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!

Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022

Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021