by Hedonia January 22, 2024
Get the The Mystery Pond mug.When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
Get the pond sausage mug.Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
Get the Hog ponding mug.The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
by Solus_OS January 22, 2022
Get the Tavak/Jon Ponds mug.A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Fixing the koi pond mug.by anonymous April 12, 2021
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