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Pedro Lagarto

a dude who is incredibily racist and gay but is still in the closet (if you know what i mean). Masturbates everynight to a picture of his dad who left him. He's an asshole, AND HE LOVES BIG NOSES!!
Person: Damn you r acting like a Pedro Lagarto

Person 2: DAMN
by ILOVEBIGBUTTSOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG February 8, 2024
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Pedro

A fat mexican who eats dick every day of his life
Pedro ate chris dick
by Ydhdudurudjrjdj April 18, 2018
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Monday Night Pedro

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
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Pedro

He is a sweet guy when you meet him, best personality, smiles a lot, is part of the lgbtq community, he can be rude at times, makes mistakes like all humans.
pedro is the best.
I wish I was Pedro.
by unknown2021352345 November 21, 2021
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Pedro Ribeiro

He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!
Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."
by Tigae October 13, 2016
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Pedro

Diverting the interest of a desirable female away from a competing male, specifically after the competing male had put in a significant amount of time building a rapport with this female.
LVG had been speaking to this girl months, she finally agreed to go out for dinner and drinks with him last night. Mourinho ran into them at the bar and did a Pedro
by AAJunior October 1, 2015
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