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Joey

The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.
Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.
by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015
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Joey is a sexy ass motherfucker, he isn’t a bitch, the best at anything on earth. He’s a chick magnet and every girl on earth loves him. Btw Damola likes Saachi
Ayyye, joey is here.
by imamistake October 30, 2018
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joey loves pizza and is fat if there not fat there not joey
by Dony May 2, 2019
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This is misused a lot. Many people assume that a joey is someone who always follows another person. Though it may be that two people may just be best friends. Not all BFF's are joeys.
Ugh, look them two are such joeys ha ha ha!
by Anonymous_796 June 5, 2017
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A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.

2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.

3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...

4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022
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Gay men that surround and fall in love with only straight men.
He's a joey so if you're gay you have no chance with him.
by dlall82 November 6, 2014
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what you call a youth from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut who is visiting the Ski areas of Southern vermont
Hey look at that Joey, what a dork, or on many occasions, from which the name comes, you will hear a loud voice shouting, "Joooooeeeeeeyyyyy", I am assuming, for the child to return to the brood.
by Pawblo September 7, 2007
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