pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006

top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard

Your mum's a right top jockey

by Shagass September 8, 2017

suck jockey

A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.

She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.

by Remersism January 13, 2018

tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.

"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".

by deduck July 20, 2010

Jira jockey

A corporate drone whose dominant form of output is creating, moving, and updating Jira issues.

We have too many Jira jockeys and not enough people doing the actual work.

by billbrown September 1, 2022

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016