Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Jive

Something that a person is not interested in or not down to do

It’s not her jive to go hang out at the lake.

by LuuLuu40 June 12, 2020

Jive

Weed. It’s a slang term for marijuana.

Little Johnny: Hey you got some jive?
Larry:Hell yea bro I gotchu!

by Larry Pimpin November 2, 2019

jive

jive is a replacement for shit

this jive boring

this jive stank
that jive over there

by boyyyyywth July 25, 2022

Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

jive

Effortlessly Cool: Describes something or someone with an air of effortless style, flair, or charisma. It’s the kind of cool that doesn’t try too hard but still stands out.

You’ve got to meet Jordan—he’s got that jive factor that makes everyone want to hang out with him.

by keymash August 18, 2024