Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020

weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

jive slick

A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her

“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch”

by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Jiving

Bullshitting, procrastinating, or being lazy.

We should be doing our homework but, instead, we’re out here jiving.

by mingtingsp January 28, 2018