Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

by Esquimalt.420 October 21, 2010

Jew hut

A place Where Jews get together to talk about the Holocaust and money

A mohel Gave me an STD During my circumcision. In the Jew Hut

by LL Jew J February 08, 2020

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 May 31, 2012

Jew Baldy

Macca

guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga

by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019

jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.

dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!

by shmoo00 May 15, 2010

Jews

An ethnicity that is notable for the Israel-Palestine and 6 day Wars including it's diaspora mainly in America and other places. They have a long history and live in a specials province in Russia.

Arabs hate jews.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Niggardly Jew

A frugal, stingy, or otherwise cheap person of Jewish ancestry.

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh, thats Patches the niggardly Jew."

by Old Gregg III October 21, 2011