Garrett has tiny PP… he also often experiences frequent anal leakage… he has an oversized big toe that makes his PP look like tiny gummy worm… he also has a dog named basil
by Dirtysox74 November 22, 2021

He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.
by DoDoDude101 May 25, 2022

by Garrett Williams May 8, 2018

The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
by Randomnamelist69 December 9, 2022

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.
by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

person 1: oh my gosh girl shut up garrett rouse is about to walk past the bench!!!
person 2: OH MY GOSH YUMMY MAN
the fog is coming
person 2: OH MY GOSH YUMMY MAN
the fog is coming
by garrettrouselover111 July 17, 2023

by h123abch September 8, 2020
