Evolve and Elevate

When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.

We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light

by Gerald Dowver Johnson Jones July 24, 2023

homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.

I am a homemade elevator.

by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023

Whittier Elevator

Jumping from the 4th floor of the SLC

They cut their programs so they took the Whittier Elevator

by John McMadden September 16, 2023

The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Elevated underground railroad

The part of the subway that runs above ground.

The black people were in plain sight of the racists while on the elevated underground railroad portion of the underground railroad.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.

"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."

by it be me, trent October 20, 2020

Elevator

sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....

Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....

by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020