Pounding the dog 

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

Pounding the dog by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

Letting the dog in the garden 

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

Letting the dog in the garden by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

beans the dog by not.beans October 27, 2018

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

Walk the Dog by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

APPLE THE DOG 

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

APPLE THE DOG by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019

Rabbit the dog 

Dog's who are named Rabbit are usually very loyal and friendly to people. They like to go on long walks and play ball. Rabbit's are usually very small animals and love to cuddle. They also like to cry alot.

Friend 1: wow that dog is so cute it must be a Rabbit because the dog looks very loyal and cute.
Friend 2: i know rabbit the dog are usually very loyal and cute

Rabbit the dog by hayls the broski January 5, 2020

Fucking the Dog 

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

Fucking the Dog by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020