dingling & dangling

To propose a lucrative concept in order to lure a person into a proposition of some kind

Dingling & dangling can be tempting, but can put on in a tight spot on a tight rope.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

dangling DJ

A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and then drags it down the individual's face - starting at the forehead and reaching the mouth, ideally.

Seth: Did you hear Kevin and Evan did a dangling DJ in the bathroom at lunch?

Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.

Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!

by iGetHigh March 18, 2008

Southern Crab Dangle

The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)

Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.

by Ross P. September 27, 2003

Dangle Your Dice

When you put your testicles over someones face or in their mouth.

For another example watch Tropic Thunder

Dude, did you dangle your dice on that girls face?

So when you say you love the pussy, were you really thinking about Lance dangling his dice on your forhead?

by Testicle 101 October 26, 2009

Dog Dangling Afternoon

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.

Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!

by Andy85 September 3, 2009

Cronk Dangling

Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.

Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.

"Damn Ho' is on, I may just take her Cronk Dangling."

by Professor Wow December 13, 2008

mississippi crab dangle

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

by PinkyDW July 30, 2008