Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

by Drunkinism June 21, 2018

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

cousin fucker

someone who fucks their cousin

kayla:hey liam do u wanna fuck even tho were cousins?
liam:no thanks kayla, you cousin fucker

by urmomishashtaggay April 23, 2020

cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.

Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.

by bconz20 October 13, 2021

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018