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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
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albert

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
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acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
by kidamogus October 6, 2021
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Albert

Albert is albert
Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.
by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019
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albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues
ahhhh hes such an albert
by YEYE24 October 22, 2019
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