december 29

big black chuncky men are born on this day

its december 29!! happy bday raquis!! you big black chuncky man!!

by zaddywaddy69 May 31, 2023

October 29

Slap your shortest friend day!

Man 1: Yo man today's October 29 you know what that means?
Man 2: No
Man 1: *Slaps Man 2*
Man 2: Yo man what was that for?
Man 1: its slap your shortest friend day

by pennytenny826 October 28, 2019

september 29

Hug up dayyyy🥳😂

person 1: why you hugging everyone today?
person2: because is september 29 hug day duhh

by thaafinestkyy September 28, 2021

29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021

October 29

National kill your in-laws Day! Go ahead and get rid of those pesky outsiders for America!!!

Ayo!!! It’s October 29th, I can finally get rid of those RATS of parents

by GlizzyGladiator42069 April 11, 2021

October 29

National kick your shortest friend day!

Im going to kick you all day because your under 5’5 and are my shortest friend and it’s october 29

by Stupidhoe123 October 28, 2019

October 29

National anal-pounding day.

person 1: It's October 29!
person 2: ok...
*bends over and recieves the pounding.

by Oliver Sväljer October 24, 2019