"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."
"But you're white and he's black..."
"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"
by ManTown April 14, 2012

by Call barrio Matt February 23, 2022

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"
Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!
Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!
Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."
by hotpinkrunningshoes August 27, 2011

two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.
"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
by chaos calls me December 15, 2021

by kevin John October 2, 2011

best friends who have been with each other through a lot and can’t be replaced they are the ultimate best friends as well as inseparable who love each other a lot there each others only true friends
by yoshki twins December 17, 2019

by Gayratt January 19, 2021
