Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010

Thanks for the protein sir

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

thanks much

a sarcastic way of saying thank you

used during texting sometimes, to imply a sarcastic tone.

Girl 1- "you are soooo unattractive"

Girl 2- "you are really TOO KIND. Thanks much"

by Amanda Bird November 5, 2011

Oh okay thanks

Code word for "Do you want to have sex?"

Him: Will you go out with me?

Her: Oh okay thanks

by Jeremy.. February 15, 2018

Un-thank you

What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.

"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."

"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."

by Little Walnut October 2, 2017

Pennsylvania Thank you

When a straw is insetered into the anus of a person who was just cream pied, and then they sneeze to get maxium force so the seamen travels through the tube and proceeds to hit the guy who did it.

Jeremy: Bro did she let you do anal
James: yea but she gave me a pennsylvania thank you when I wasn't looking

by Dj Barron January 4, 2021

Thanking the bus driver

Requesting deep anal sex from the fortnite bus driver.

“Yo John thank the bus driver before you drop”
“Ok”
“Hey simon!!! John’s thanking the bus driver!!!!”

by Alpha Jinks August 31, 2018