Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011

Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.

Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*

by Ninomiya June 1, 2012

Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".

1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."

by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013

technicolor hurl

Vomit when you had your fruit loops

hurl vomit blowing chunks
technicolor hurl

by James the man October 3, 2013