by Fear81 June 27, 2019
Get the Pop-Tartmug. Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014
Get the dozy tartmug. 
Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.
I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.
by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022
Get the pumpkin tartmug. large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies
or in dennis rancks words: pillows
you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.
barch tarts = bitch tits
or in dennis rancks words: pillows
you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.
barch tarts = bitch tits
by woodddd June 17, 2008
Get the Barch Tartsmug. Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
Get the welfare tartsmug. by BR!@N August 1, 2008
Get the Pop tartmug.