swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

swinging buddies.

were two people of different sex with sexual attraction go on the swings and swing until their hearts content.

"dude, i am hanging with my swinging buddy today!"
"nice man your totally gunna get laid! you two are the best swinging buddies. fo sho."

by pj&jelly. April 7, 2009

Swinging Singles

A cooler way of saying the decade from 2000-2009.

Swinging singles is a double-entendre. It fits the decade, from the dot-com boom and bust, the next boom and 2008 bust.

The Roaring 20s were something, but nothing like the Swinging Singles.

by Mookie B December 21, 2009

Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.

Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.

by Viperone July 22, 2009

swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 21, 2007

Electro-Swing

A genre of music that uses a relatively modern song and transforms it into an old-timey sounding song. Usually found on YouTube

"I listened to some Electro-Swing on YouTube the other day."

by The Crab Maestro August 13, 2017

swing low

a line in a song by hole...

"swing low. sweet cherry.
make it aweful...." and so on...

by m. wuornos January 19, 2005